Allen, Woody: I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen: U.S. director, writer, actor, and comedian who's been highly ranked as a great stand-up comedian, Born, 1935) Categories: IMMORTALITY

Allen, Woody: If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. (Woody Allen: U.S. director, writer, actor, and comedian who's been highly ranked as a great stand-up comedian, Born, 1935) Categories: GOD

Allen, Woody: Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. (Woody Allen: U.S. director, writer, actor, and comedian who's been highly ranked as a great stand-up comedian, Born, 1935) Categories: SEX

Allen, Woody: Showing up is 80 percent of life. (Woody Allen: U.S. director, writer, actor, and comedian who's been highly ranked as a great stand-up comedian, Born, 1935) Categories: COMMITMENT, INVOLVEMENT

Allen, Woody: You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. (Woody Allen: U.S. director, writer, actor, and comedian who's been highly ranked as a great stand-up comedian, Born, 1935) Categories: AGING