GOLF : Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Mark Twain: U.S. writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer, 1835-1910)

GOLF : Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. (Unknown Source: )

GOLF : You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it. (Larry Miller: U.S. comedian, actor, podcaster, and columnist, Born 1953)